The Booty Report

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Arrr, Saban be pointin' fingers at the Panthers! Says Young's got no treasure crew to aid his quest!

2024-09-20

Arrr, matey! Bryce Young be cast aside like a barnacle-covered boot after but two skirmishes in his second campaign! Aye, ‘tis a right wretched tale of calamity, now Andy Dalton be the captain of this sinking ship! Avast, what folly be this?

Arrr, gather ye round, mateys, for I bring ye tidings of a young lad named Bryce Young, who be sufferin' a right stormy plight with the Carolina Panthers! Aye, the scallywags traded up from the ninth spot to snatch him at the top, thinkin' they found a treasure, but lo and behold, it be a curse instead!

With a woeful record of 2-16 as a starter, Bryce be trapped in a ship full o' barnacles. The Panthers, in their eagerness, sent their shiny 2024 first-round pick to the Windy City, leavin' 'em high and dry. Even the famed Captain Nick Saban, his college coach, be lamentin' the lack of crew support, sayin', “Ye can’t sail a ship if the crew be scallywags!”

And what’s worse, the Panthers traded away fine lads like DJ Moore and Christian McCaffrey, makin' this deal one for the cursed history books! Now, they be settin' sail with old sea dog Andy Dalton against the Raiders, as our poor Bryce be left with but a pittance of yards to his name. So, raise a tankard for young Bryce, and may the winds of fortune soon fill his sails!

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