Arrr! Coach Mayo be claimin’ Brissett’s the captain of the ship till I be givin’ him the boot, savvy?
2024-09-20
Arrr, matey! The fresh captain of the New England ship be chattin’ 'bout the brave Jacoby Brissett, claimin' his grit be the reason he hoisted his sails and stuck with the same ol' quartermaster! A fine tale for a crew, I say! Avast, ye landlubbers!
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with tales from the gridiron seas! Our brave captain, Jerod Mayo, has taken the helm o’ the New England Patriots, but the winds be blowin’ tumultuous, mateys!In their latest skirmish, the Patriots found themselves plundered by the New York Jets, fallin’ to a woeful 24-3 defeat. Young Drake Maye, the latest quartermaster fresh from the draft, made his debut but only mustered four measly completions for a paltry 22 yards! The crew be callin’ for him to seize the ship from starting captain Jacoby Brissett, but Mayo stood firm, declaring, “Jacoby be our quarterback until I say otherwise!” Aye, it seems the skipper has a fondness for grit and tenacity!
Brissett, bless his soul, was sacked five times, leavin’ the ship shorthanded and in treacherous waters. Even when Maye set sail in the fourth quarter, he couldn’t steer the ship to victory. Offensive matey Alex Van Pelt be sayin’ it’s best for Maye to watch and learn from the sidelines for now.
So, hoist yer tankards for the Patriots as they prepare to venture to the shores of California for their next clash with the San Francisco 49ers! Arrr, may the winds be ever in their favor!