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Arrr! Joey Bosa be chattin' 'bout Coach Harbaugh's wacky ways o' takin' the frosty plunge, savvy?

2024-09-20

Arrr, matey! Jim Harbaugh be sportin' those fancy khakis like a true sea captain! Even the Chargers’ mighty pass rusher be claimin’ the scallywag wears the pants in the chilly tub o’ comfort. Blimey, that be a sight to see!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with the curious tale of Captain Jim Harbaugh, the Chargers' fearless leader! Aye, this swashbuckler of the gridiron hath made a name for himself not just on the field, but also with his peculiar fashion sense. Those khaki trousers be the stuff of legends, aye! Ye see, this scallywag wears ‘em even when takin’ a frigid plunge, as revealed by the stout-hearted Joey Bosa.

Bosa be claimin’ that Harbaugh, in all his glory, dons those very khakis while chillin’ in the cold tub, tucked in and all! Arr, I wonder if those pants provide any warmth—perhaps they be magic! Harbaugh be livin’ the RV life too, just like a true sea captain settlin’ down before the storm of a new season. And let’s not forget his love for Judge Judy and Darth Vader! Aye, a man of many passions!

Moreover, Harbaugh swears by the power of milk, claimin’ it be a natural steroid! Whole milk, chocolate milk, ye name it—he’s all about that creamy goodness! So, as our Chargers prepare to clash with the Steelers, I say here’s to Harbaugh, a coach with the heart of a lion and the wardrobe of a merry jester!

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