Arrr, Scott Perry, the brigadier, tossed his hat! The Army’s woke ways be clashin’ with his heart, matey!
2024-09-21
Arrr, matey! Rep. Scott Perry o' Pennsylvania be sayin' to Fox News that he hung up his sword from the Army National Guard 'cause o' all them wretched woke shenanigans! Aye, the tides be turnin' for this salty sea dog!
Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of one Scott Perry, a noble soul who served nearly four decades in the military seas before he found himself at a crossroads most curious. Aye, after many a stormy battle, 'twas one wee task that sent him overboard! In a grand interview with Fox News Digital, this fine gentleman spoke of a rising tide of progressivism that clashed with the very core of the military—where men and women be stripped of their whims to forge a fearsome crew. But lo! When his captain ordered him to oversee a gender reassignment policy, Perry said, “Nay, I shan’t be part of this!” And thus he raised the Jolly Roger of retirement!As the winds of change blew, he felt the military he loved no longer mirrored his values. With talk of officer performance filled with words like "equal opportunity" rather than "lethal readiness," Perry lamented the loss of the warrior's spirit. He warned of recruitment woes and a force smaller than a scurvy crew before the Great War!So hoist the sails of discourse, me hearties! Perry believes many fine officers are abandoning ship, all while Congress tussles over military funds like a pack of dogs over a bone. Arrr, will the military find its course again, or be cast adrift? Only time shall tell!