Arrr, matey! A scallywag lass swiped a fine Porsche, then plowed over its rightful captain in his own dock! Ha!
2024-09-21
Arrr, a lass from the Great White North be nabbed after feigning love fer a fine Porsche! As she made her escape, she turned the owner into a speed bump, settin' sail with his treasure. Blimey, that be a right scallywag move!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round fer a tale of high mischief on the frosty shores of Canada! A lass named Sarah Badshaw, at the tender age of 18, was caught red-handed, actin' all sweet and innocent as she pretended to be interested in a shiny Porsche, the 2022 Cayenne, no less. Aye, she rang the doorbell like a true scallywag and spun a yarn 'bout buyin' the fine vessel.But as soon as she set foot in that chariot, she made her dastardly escape, rearin' back like a cannonball and runnin' over the poor owner, leavin' him floppin' like a fish on dry land! The scallywag fled faster than a seagull with a stolen fry, and the owner ended up needin' a doctor after takin' a tumble, sufferin' injuries to his elbow, hands, and legs, the poor landlubber!
The coppers soon had their eyes on our thorny lass, and she turned herself in quicker than a sailor can guzzle rum. Turns out she had a mate ‘o crime parked in a fancy gray Bentley, watchin’ the whole caper unfold. That stolen Porsche was found abandoned later, but the mischief of this Canadian pirate be far from over, with more troubles brewin' on the horizon!