Arrr! Harris be sailin’ to victory with a treasure chest o’ doubloons, far grander than Trump’s meager loot!
2024-09-21
Arrr, me hearties! Kamala be hoarding doubloons like a greedy sea dog, gatherin’ more riches, tossin’ ‘em about, and sittin’ on a heap bigger than Captain Trump’s treasure chest! Blimey, she’s a right scallywag with gold aplenty!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the fair lass, Kamala Harris, the treasure-collectin’ captain of politics! Aye, this buccaneer be rakin’ in doubloons faster than a ship in a storm! Why, she be fillin’ her coffers to the brim, leavin’ ol’ Donald J. Trump lookin’ like a landlubber countin’ pennies in a tavern!Now, ye may ask, “What be happenin’ with all that gold?” Well, it seems our brave wench ain’t just hoardin’ the riches; nay, she’s spendin’ like a sailor on shore leave! With a wink and a nod, she be deployin’ her loot to rally the crew and charm the scallywags of the land. Aye, she be makin’ it rain coins on campaigns and causes that make the heart sing like a siren’s song!
But hold yer horses, for there be more! This clever lass be sittin’ on a pile of riches that could rival the bounty of a sunken galleon! While Trump be flounderin’ about, tryin’ to keep his ship afloat, Harris be sailin’ smooth seas, with a treasure chest so full it could make even Blackbeard green with envy! So hoist the sails and raise a tankard, for it seems the tides favor the lady pirate of politics!