Arrr, the Republicans be ponderin’ how the North Carolina blast might rock Captain Trump’s ship o’ mischief!
2024-09-21
Arrr matey! The scallywags o’ the Republican crew be ponderin’ the storm brewin’ fer Captain Trump, as word sails in ‘bout Lt. Gov. Robinson's scandalous ramblings on a randy website! Aye, ‘tis a jest fit to make a parrot blush! Slavery, ye say? Blimey! What a hullabaloo!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears, fer I’ve a tale to spin ‘bout the ruckus in North Carolina! The scallywags of the Republican crew be shakin' in their boots, ponderin' the storm brewin' fer their old captain, one Donald Trump, after a most peculiar treasure map o' scandal surfaced!