Arrr, Vance be callin’ Haitian scallywags ‘illegal aliens’ still, even if the law don’t agree, savvy? Ha-ha!
2024-09-21
Arrr, mateys! That scallywag J.D. Vance be settin’ sail on Thursday, vowin’ to keep callin’ them Haitian swabs who slipped into the U.S. by the backdoor “illegal aliens.” Aye, he’s as stubborn as a landlubber in a storm!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the ruckus brewin' in the land of yankees! It be none other than the Republican scallywag, JD Vance, who be callin' Haitian migrants "illegal aliens" despite their fancy parole programs. Aye, he stood steadfast, claimin' that even if Kamala Harris be waving her wand, it don't change the fact that many be here without proper sailin' papers!Vance be spoutin' tales of "hundreds of thousands" of Haitians settlin' in places like Springfield, Ohio, and he ain't takin' kindly to the media's claims that they be here legally. "Nay!" he bellowed, "a government decree don’t make ’em legal in me eyes!" The debate be heatin' up, with Vance and ol' Trump spoutin' wild tales of Haitians gnawin' on the pets of townsfolk! Aye, that be some tall tales indeed!
The winds of change be blowin', as the Biden crew be tryin' to manage the flow of migrants with their fancy parole and Temporary Protected Status. But Vance insists that all these shenanigans don’t stack up to proper law! So, hoist the anchor and prepare for a bumpy ride in the choppy seas of immigration, where every wave be a debate and every sailor has an opinion!