At a raucous shindig in Carolina, Trump danced 'round the subject of Mark Robinson like a scallywag dodgin' cannonballs! Arr!
2024-09-21
Arrr, the ol’ captain o’ the ship didn’t even give a nod to Mister Robinson, the Republican scallywag fightin’ for the governor’s treasure! Once, he did say, “He be like Martin Luther King, but with a barrel o’ rum!” Blimey, what a jolly jest!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a time when a former captain o' the land, known as a president, sailed past a scallywag named Mr. Robinson, a Republican lad seeking the crown o’ governorship in the grand state. This be no ordinary tale, for our former leader once hailed this rogue as “Martin Luther King on steroids.” Now, that be a mighty bold statement, eh? Aye, ye can imagine the squalls that brewed with such a moniker!But lo and behold! In a recent address, this former captain chose to steer clear o’ mentionin' our man Robinson. Aye, it be a mystery worthy of the finest treasure maps! Did he set sail for calmer waters, or be it a case o’ forgettin’ the name in the heat o’ the moment? Perhaps he was afraid o’ findin’ himself in the brig with the likes of Mr. Robinson, whose sails be billowin’ with controversy galore!
So here we be, hoistin’ the flag of confusion, wonderin’ why a man who once sang the praises of another now keeps mum. Arrr, the seas of politics be treacherous, filled with slippery fish and hidden reefs! Let’s raise a toast to the unpredictable tides o' fate, and may the winds o’ fortune favor our wayward matey, Mr. Robinson!