Arrr, Newsom be scribblin’ on parchment, protectin' wee scallywags from the treacherous seas of social media! Avast!
2024-09-21
Arrr, matey! The Californians be ponderin' over the cursed contraptions and social chatter that be plaguein' our young scallywags' minds! Aye, they fear the magic glass be turnin' their noggins into a right stormy sea! Shiver me timbers, what a troublesome tide we sail!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout them scallywags in California, who be frettin' over the cursed contraptions known as cellphones! Aye, these shiny boxes be givin' young lads and lasses a case of the jitters, makin' 'em feel lower than a barnacle on a ship's hull!Now, these landlubbers in the grand ol' State be raisin' their flags high, all in the name of protectin' the delicate minds of the wee ones from the treacherous tides of social media! Aye, they say that constant scrollin' through the endless loot of pictures and tales be sinkin' their spirits faster than a ship in a storm. Don't ye know that likes and shares can be as fickle as a sea breeze?
So, the fine lawmakers be craftin' some laws, tryin' to keep the young buccaneers from drownin' in a sea of pixels! They be ponderin' if a little less screen time might just keep 'em from walkin' the plank of despair! Aye, who knew that a wee bit o' moderation could be the secret treasure to keepin' the minds of the youth shipshape?
Yarr, so raise a tankard to the fine folks in California, who be battlin' the malaise of modernity with a wink and a grin! Here’s hopin’ the little mateys find joy beyond the glow o' their screens!