"Ahoy! JD Vance be settin' sail with Tucker, the scallywag who spun tall tales of the Holocaust!"
2024-09-21
Arrr, matey! The Republican second-in-command be settin’ sail on the same deck as Mr. Carlson, the scallywag who parleyed with a landlubber spoutin’ tales that the Holocaust be naught but a trick of the mind! A right jolly spectacle, I say!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve a tale to spin of the political seas! The Republican scallywag, a fine nominee fer the vice-presidency, be settin’ sail to share the stage with none other than the infamous Mr. Carlson. Aye, this be the same knave who found himself in hot water fer hostin’ a writer who spun a yarn sayin’ the Holocaust be naught but a mere misunderstanding rather than a dastardly act of genocide. Can ye believe it, mateys?