"Cap'n o' Kenya sails to Haiti, givin' gold to the lawmen—his maiden voyage, arrr!"
2024-09-22
Arrr, matey! The voyage of Cap'n Ruto o' Kenya be amidst a grim sea in Haiti, where scallywags run wild as gulls on a feast, while the Kenyan lads be playin' hide and seek like shy barnacles on the hull! A jolly fine adventure, indeed!
Arrr mateys! Gather ‘round, for I be tellin’ ye the tale of one President William Ruto from the distant shores of Kenya, who set sail to the troubled waters of Haiti. The winds be blowin’ foul, as gangs roam the land like scallywags with nary a care for the law of the seas—or the land, fer that matter!Aye, in this land o’ chaos, the good Kenyan officers be as scarce as a mermaid’s kiss. They be hidin’ in the shadows whilst the ruffians run amok, causin’ all sorts of mischief! It be a sight most dismal, like a ship without a captain or a parrot without a perch. Ruto, brave as a lion, be comin’ to lend a hand, but alas! The situation be as messy as a drunken sailor after a night at the grog shop.
So here be ol’ Ruto, steppin’ into a stormy sea o’ trouble, hopin’ to turn the tide. But with gangs dancin’ in the streets and his officers playin’ hide-and-seek, it be a wonder if he finds the treasure he be seekin’! Aye, it be a pirate's life for those who dare tackle such a perilous adventure. Arrr!