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"Blimey! A mighty boom at the Persian mine sent scores to Davy Jones’ locker, says the landlubber press!"

2024-09-22

Arrr! A foul whiff o’ methane be the culprit, blowin’ up the place and sendin’ at least 51 souls to Davy Jones’ locker, as the landlubber news be tellin’! Blast me barnacles, that’s a mighty explosive way to meet yer maker!

"Blimey! A mighty boom at the Persian mine sent scores to Davy Jones’ locker, says the landlubber press!"

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round, fer I bring ye a tale most tragic yet ripe for a chuckle! In a land not so far away, a sneaky villain known as Methane leaked out from his hidey-hole, causin’ quite the ruckus! With a bang that’d make Davy Jones himself shudder, this foul gas ignited a fiery explosion, claiming the lives of at least 51 souls, as the country’s official squawkers reported.

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