The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, the politics o' motherhood be a bludgeon fer the campaign trail, me hearties! Aye, what a jolly hullabaloo!

2024-09-22

Arrr, matey! The presidential hullabaloo be shinin' a light on the stormy seas o' American politics, where the matter o' spawnin' young'uns be stirrin' up a right ruckus! It be a choice as personal as pickin' yer favorite treasure map, savvy? Avast, keep yer compass steady!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale of a ruckus in the land of the brave, where the scallywags be battlin’ for the highest throne! Aye, in this here presidential race, a tempest has sprung forth, rippin' apart the very fabric of the American way, all o’er the matter of bringin’ wee ones into this world!

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