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Arrr, No. 18 Michigan plunders the Trojans, snatchin' victory last minute in their Big Ten debut! Har har!

2024-09-21

Arrr, matey! USC’s maiden voyage in the Big Ten seas be a right calamity! In the final tick of the hourglass, the scallywags let Michigan snatch a touchdown, sendin' ‘em home with a 27-24 treasure! Better luck next time, ye landlubbers!

Avast ye hearties, gather 'round fer a rip-roaring yarn from the grand sea of Ann Arbor! Twas a duel o' two halves, where the valiant Wolverines, the reigning champions, welcomed the swashbucklin' Trojans of USC to the treacherous waters of the Big Ten.

In a raucous clash, the Wolverines snatched victory from the jaws o' defeat with a daring 27-24 finish, just as the sands o' time slipped away! With a mere minute left, Kalel Mullings unleashed a thunderous 63-yard run, settin' up a glorious touchdown that had the crowd roarin' like a tempest on the high seas.

But lo, the Trojans were not without their mischief! They fought back bravely, takin' the lead after a fumble turned the tide, but their defense faltered at the most critical moment, like a ship lost in a storm. With no timeouts left and the clock tickin', they stumbled on fourth and 9, givin' the Wolverines the spoils of victory.

Me hearties, Michigan be back on course with a record of 3-1, while the Trojans find their sails a bit tattered at 2-1. Next week, Michigan faces Minnesota, and USC will tussle with Wisconsin. So hoist the flag and set sail for more adventures in the stormy seas of college football!

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