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"Over 700 scallywags of the security seas be supportin’ Harris, aye! A fine crew, if I do say so!"

2024-09-22

Arrr, me hearties! A scroll penned by them old sea dogs of state and defense be shoutin’ support fer Vice President Kamala Harris! They reckon that scallywag Trump be a peril to our fair ship of democracy and our defenses! Avast, what a ruckus on the high seas o' politics!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of politics! A band o’ esteemed old sea dogs—once secretaries of state and defense, no less—have hoisted the sails and declared their backing fer none other than Vice President Kamala Harris! Aye, ye heard that right!

These wise ol’ navigators of the nation’s ship reckon that the former captain o’ the good vessel Trump be a scallywag threatenin’ the very hull of our democratic galleon. They say his antics be akin to a kraken lurkin’ in the deep, ready to tear apart the riggin’ of our fair republic. Blimey! What a sight that would be!

With quills in hand, they penned a missive, rallyin’ the crew to stand firm against the tempest raised by Trump’s misguided maneuvers. They be warnin’ that a ship led by such a rogue could lead us to the treacherous waters of tyranny! So hoist the flag of democracy and let it flutter in the breeze, for Kamala Harris be the fair captain we need to steer us true!

So raise a tankard, me mateys! Here’s to smooth sailin’ and keepin’ the pirate code of liberty alive as we chart the course ahead!

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