Arrr, on the high seas of politics, Trump and Vance be spoutin’ naught but nativist blubber! Avast, me hearties!
2024-09-22
Arrr, me hearties! This scallywag Trump be shoutin' for mass walkin' the plank for the migrants, and his shipmate Vance be spinnin' yarns 'bout 'em gobblin' up yer pet parrots! Aye, they be takin' a right harsh stance, like a barnacle on a ship's hull!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye a tale of a scallywag named Donald J. Trump and his matey, the fierce Senator JD Vance o' Ohio! These two landlubbers be settin' sail on a treacherous course, callin' fer mass deportations like they be cap'n of a ghost ship, ready to send the poor souls to Davy Jones' locker!But hold yer horses! They ain't just raisin' a ruckus on the high seas o' politics; nay, they be spoutin’ tall tales that would make even the most seasoned sea dogs raise their brows! Aye, they claimed that migrants be munchin' on pets, like they be a feast fit fer a pirate's table! Can ye imagine a bunch o' wayward sailors chasin’ after Fido and Fluffy, claimin' them fer dinner? Ha! The very thought be enough to make a parrot laugh!
With their iron fists and wild yarns, Trump and Vance be stirrin' the pot, causin' a ruckus from the crow's nest to the galley! So, keep a weather eye out, me lads and lassies, fer these salty sea dogs be makin' waves, and we all know that a storm's brewin' when they be around!