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Arrr, Jony Ive be schemin' a magic box fer OpenAI! What be in this treasure chest of wonders, eh?

2024-09-22

Avast, me hearties! The whispers be true as a parrot's squawk: OpenAI be havin’ the crafty hands of designer Jony Ive on deck, with Captain Sam Altman at the helm! Arrr, prepare for some fine treasures of design, or we’ll be walkin’ the plank!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of a grand venture by the wizards of OpenAI, who be joinin' forces with the legendary Jony Ive, the ex-master of Apple’s treasure chest! Rumors be flyin' faster than a ship in a storm, and now it be confirmed – they be conjuring up a new contraption, a device that be whisperin' sweet nothings into the ears of sailors and scallywags alike.

This mystery gadget, shrouded in secrecy like a treasure map, promises to be less troublesome than that infernal iPhone, makin' yer life a wee bit more peaceful. But what be it? A magical box? A shiny trinket? Or perhaps a newfangled parrot that answers yer every question? The details be as murky as the depths of Davy Jones’ locker!

Alas, many other quirky devices have set sail before, like the Rabbit R1, which turned out to be more of a rabbit hole than a treasure, and the Humane AI Pin, which left folk hot and bothered with its troublesome battery. OpenAI be needin’ to fashion a device that’ll truly shiver yer timbers, or else it’ll end up on the scrapheap like a half-baked biscuit! So keep a weathered eye on the horizon, me hearties, for this AI adventure be just settin' sail!

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