Arrr, a devilish surge o' scallywag calls be plaguing us, like a cursed parrot squawkin' lies!
2024-09-22
Arrr, matey! It be a treacherous tide o' robocalls, blarneyin' ye with sweet whispers o' tax relief! The CyberGuy be spoutin' tales of these scallywags, tryin' to part ye from yer doubloons. Beware, or ye might find yerself walkin’ the plank o’ foolishness!
Ahoy there, matey! It appears the seas of distraction be swarming with robocalls, a treacherous tide that hath risen to over 4.4 billion in just one moon’s cycle, April! These be not just the usual fishmongers; nay, many be scallywags promising to wipe yer tax debts clean like a ship’s deck after a storm!Yarr, they be callin’ from beyond the briny deep, claimin' miracles like “zero tax programs” that vanish yer woes faster than a pirate with a treasure map! Aye, these calls be nothin’ but sirens lurin’ ye into a sea of trouble. Scams have spiked like cannonballs, makin’ over 710 million appearances in April alone!
But fear not, for I’ve a treasure chest of tips to keep ye safe from these eldritch calls! First, fortify yer defenses with data removal services and let not yer personal info become cannon fodder. Be wary of unknown callers, let 'em ring, and don’t be givin’ yer secrets to any old sea dog on the line!
Lastly, add yer number to the National Do Not Call Registry, a fine way to keep those unwanted calls at bay! So hoist the sails of vigilance, me hearties, for the battle against robocalls be far from over! Yarrr!