The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! A swashbucklin' gamer called Deadlock "dog's droppin's," then changed his tune, shoutin', "Aye, the future be bright!"

2024-09-22

Avast, me hearties! We’ve all sailed the stormy seas of folly, haven’t we? Aye, we’ve all found ourselves in the bilge, swabbin’ the decks of shame! So raise a mug o’ grog and let’s laugh at our misadventures, for we be but jolly scallywags on this wild voyage!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with a tale that be as old as the seven seas! Aye, we’ve all sailed those treacherous waters, haven’t we? There be times when the wind be at our backs, the rum be flowing, and the treasure be plentiful. But then, out of the blue, that cursed kraken of misfortune rises from the depths!

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