Arrr! European scallywags be turning all stuffy-like, and now the pesky stowaways be disappearing faster than rum!
2024-09-22
Arrr, me hearties! It be the Italian sea-dog Antonio Tajani, prattlin' 'bout how his fine land be wranglin' illegal scallywags and makin' their coffers jingle! Aye, he spun his yarn on the mornin' of the Sabbath, blessin' the winds of fortune!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn ‘bout Italy’s brave crew o’ conservatives settin’ sail to tackle the scourge o' illegal immigration! This past year, they’ve seen a plunderin’ 64% drop in those scallywags comin’ ashore! Italian Foreign Minister Antonio Tajani, a sharp-witted lad, proclaimed to the lass Maria Bartiromo, "Aye, it be no easy task, but we’ve been workin’ like dogs to achieve this treasure!" He added that while they ain't against honest folk settin’ foot on their soil, they be out fer the illegal buccaneers! Tajani be callin’ human traffickers the most nefarious of sea rogues, workin’ hand-in-hand with weapon and drug smugglers, and promised a fierce fight against these villainous crews! With deals struck with the likes of Tunisia and Libya, some be cheerin’ while others scoff. Even U.K. Prime Minister Kier Starmer tipped his hat in approval! Last year, Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni urged her crew to combat these traffickers, declarin’ we shan’t let a mafia decide who sails into our ports! As the winds of change blow through Italy, Tajani noted the economy be risin’, with hopes of slashing taxes to keep the treasure flowin’! Arrr, what a time to be sailin’ the political seas!