"Congress be unveil’n a wee treasure map for spendin’, but it be only for a blink o’ the eye, matey!"
2024-09-22
Arrr, Matey! Speaker Mike Johnson tossed his demands for prove yer citizenship like a foul fish, just to strike a deal! Now the Secret Service be rollin' in doubloons, and the government sails smooth 'til December 20th. Aye, what a merry tale of coin and compromise!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this tale of Speaker Mike Johnson, a scallywag of the political seas! Just a fortnight ago, this buccaneer was demandin' proof o' citizenship fer them landlubbers wishin' to cast their votes. Aye, he thought he could hoist the anchor on a deal that’d fill his coffers with doubloons fer the Secret Service crew and keep the government ship afloat until the frosty winds of December blow in.But lo and behold! The winds of change be blowin' fierce, and our good matey Johnson dropped his demands quicker than a sea rat abandonin' a ship. 'Twas not a battle o' swords, but a negotiation fit fer a tavern brawl, where the coins be heavy and the ale flows freely! Instead o' clingin' to his demands like a barnacle to a hull, he be settlin' on a deal that ensures the government won't be stranded on a deserted isle through the end of the year.
So raise yer tankards high, for in the world of politics, even the fiercest o' pirates can find common ground when the treasure map leads to a bit o' extra booty for the guards of the realm! Cheers to the whims of fate and the tides of compromise!