Arrr! College be sniffin' out a scallywag givin' a foul mark to a matey—what a blunderin' mess, I say!
2024-09-22
Arrr, a family be bleedin' mad, claimin' their lad, a scallywag on Gettysburg's swim crew, was marred by a foul matey who carved a slur on his chest with a box cutter! Blimey, that be a right salty tale of betrayal on the high seas of the pool!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of treachery on the high seas o’ Gettysburg College, where the swimmin' lads be paddlin' in murky waters! A young scallywag, a member o' the swim team, found himself caught in the tempest of a most foul act, aye! Instead o' catchin' waves, he be catchin' a nasty slur—etched right 'cross his chest, like a pirate’s mark o' shame, with a box cutter, no less!