Arrr! DeVonta’s noggin cap be tossed like a cannonball in a scallywag brawl against them Saints!
2024-09-22
Arrr, matey! DeVonta Smith, the feathered feller of the Eagles, be meetin' a mighty blow to his noggin, layin' like a sunken treasure on the grassy seas against the Saints. Aye, ‘tis a rough tide for that scallywag!
Avast, ye landlubbers! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with the tale of the Philadelphia Eagles’ latest conquest upon the gridiron seas! In a stormy showdown against the New Orleans Saints, the Eagles emerged victorious, but not without a frightful encounter involving their star swashbuckler, DeVonta Smith. Aye, during the battle, Smith caught a pass from Captain Jalen Hurts, only to be besieged by a horde of Saints, tryin’ to drag him down into Davy Jones’ locker!In a most treacherous turn, the villainous Kristian Boyd delivered a foul blow to Smith’s noggin, sendin’ his helmet flyin’ like a cannonball! With nary a flag thrown, the crew on land were in an uproar, claimin’ the hit was as dirty as a scallywag’s beard. Our brave Smith lay on the turf, but fear not! He stood tall and made his way to the sidelines, while the crew prayed to the sea gods for his well-being.
Though Smith had racked up a fine 79 yards, the Eagles were already without their fierce A.J. Brown. As the game wore on, Hurts relied on trusty tight end Dallas Goedert, who snagged a mighty 170 yards, leading to a glorious game-winning score. With the Eagles at 2-1, they be keepin’ a weather eye on the horizon for their next battle against the Buccaneers! Yo ho ho!