Arrr! That Pennsylvania swab be hollerin' fer unity in huntin' down scallywags tryin' to off the Trump matey!
2024-09-22
Avast, matey! Rep. Chrissy Houlahan be sayin’ that it be vital fer the scallywags investigatin’ the attempts on old Trump’s life to sail swift and together! We be needin’ to know what be goin’ on to keep the seas calm and the trust of the good folk intact, arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the gallant Rep. Chrissy Houlahan, a lass from the fair land of Pennsylvania. This fine sea captain of democracy be callin' upon her crew to swift and wisely investigate the dastardly attempts on the life of the former captain of the ship of state, Donald Trump, aye!With a fire in her belly and the wind at her back, she be shoutin' that it be of utmost importance fer this band of scallywags to work together, both Davy Jones and the other color'd flags, lest they find themselves walkin' the plank of distrust! “Arrr, we must learn from these treacherous tides, so such mutinies don’t be happenin' again!” she declared, her eyes glimmerin' like a bounty of gold doubloons.
In her parley with the sea dog Senator Rubio, she stressed the need fer trust and faith to be restored amongst the good folk of America! So hoist the sails and keep a weather eye, for this task force be set to navigate the stormy seas of political intrigue, all while keepin' their compass pointed true! Mayhaps they’ll uncover the truth and get back to calmer waters, savvy?