Arrr, the security scallywags be settin' sail with letters for Kamala, yet many be guilty o' the Hunter Biden folly!
2024-09-22
Arrr, nine scallywags of the national security seas be swappin’ their tales! They penned a missive to back Vice President Harris, yet in 2020, they claimed Hunter Biden's treasure chest o' a laptop be naught but a pile o' bilge! A fine riddle for a ship of fools, I say!
Arrr matey! Gather 'round fer a jolly tale of political swashbucklin’! A merry band of nine high-ranking sea dogs, once known as national security chiefs, be makin’ waves once more. They be endorsin’ Vice President Harris fer the Oval Office, just as they’d dismissed young Hunter Biden’s infamous laptop as a trinket of Russian trickery back in the year of our Lord 2020. Aye, the tides be turnin’ swiftly in these political waters!The ruckus began when these salty veterans, part of the “National Security Leaders fer America,” put their names to a letter with 741 signatories, claimin’ Harris be ready to sail the ship of state. But lo and behold! Scourin’ the depths of history, it seems these same scallywags had previously declared that Hunter’s laptop stank of foul Russian disinformation, before the winds shifted and the media authenticated the cursed thing!
With a hearty laugh, the lot of 'em, includin’ big names like Jim Clapper and John Brennan, sailed their way from discreditin’ to endorsin’. They claim the seas need a steady captain, and they believe Harris be the one to steer clear of Trump’s tempestuous waters. As they say, “One wrong call don’t sink a career, but it surely stirs a hearty debate!” Yarrr! What a merry venture it be!