“Arrr! The mighty Court's gun decrees have left the judges scratchin’ their noggins and beggin’ for a map!”
2024-09-23
Arrr, in the month of June, the landlubbers o' the court be tryin' to spin a yarn 'bout the Second Amendment’s tale. But the judges be sayin’ their latest decree be as clear as a foggy night at sea! Blimey, what a jolly mess!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of the court’s tangled web regarding the Second Amendment! In the fair month of June, the wise judges be tryin’ to chart a course with a new history-based approach, thinkin’ they could map out the right to bear arms like a treasure map, savvy?But lo and behold! Much to their chagrin, the latest decree was as clear as a foggy night on the high seas! The judges, scratchin’ their heads like a barnacle-encrusted sea dog, proclaimed the ruling offered “little instruction or clarity.” Aye, it seems they were more lost than a ship without a rudder!