Arrr! Trump be flexin’ his might in the Sun Belt seas, say the scallywag polls! Avast, me hearties!
2024-09-23
Arrr, matey! Fresh word from the landlubbers at The New York Times and Siena College be tellin’ that Captain Trump be sailin’ ahead in Arizona and keepin’ his ship tight in Georgia and North Carolina! Aye, the seas be stormy, but he be navigatin’ like a true scallywag!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with tidings from the briny deep of politics! Aye, fresh scrolls from The New York Times and the fine scholars o’ Siena College be tellin’ tales of the one they call Donald J. Trump, who be sailin' high on the winds of fortune! In the fair land o’ Arizona, he be findin’ himself at the helm, chartin’ a course ahead of the pack!But wait, mateys! The winds be blowin’ favorably for him also in the choppy waters o’ Georgia and North Carolina. Aye, those be tight races, like a parrot clingin’ to a pirate’s shoulder, but Trump be holdin’ the compass steady, leadin’ the charge like a captain on a grand adventure!