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"Arrr! Raise a tankard fer them landlubbers shoutin' 'bout the weather, pretendin' to care whilst plunderin' the seas!"

2024-09-23

Arrr, matey! Politicians be as shy as a cat in a rainstorm 'bout their green ways! But what if a smidgen o' virtue be just the treasure we be searchin' for? Let 'em hoist their sails o' goodness, or walk the plank, I say! Avast!

"Arrr! Raise a tankard fer them landlubbers shoutin' 'bout the weather, pretendin' to care whilst plunderin' the seas!"

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of landlubber politicians who be shyin’ away from flauntin’ their green credentials like a scallywag hidin’ a treasure map! Aye, they be all about the bluster and the swagger, but when it comes to savin’ the seas and the trees, they’ve got naught but a parrot’s squawk.

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