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Arrr! Fox News Digital Sports be spillin' the treasure map o' college pigskin victors and scallywags fer Week 4, matey!

2024-09-23

Arrr, matey! The fourth week o' the 2024 college gridiron battle be over, and there be feasts for the eyes! Who be the scallywags raisin’ the Jolly Roger and who be walkin' the plank this week? Aye, let’s chew on that tale, savvy?

Ahoy mateys! Week 4 o' the college gridiron be a rollickin' spectacle of close shaves and nail-bitin' battles! The seas be churned as Michigan tangled with the Trojans o' USC, while the Utes held fast against Oklahoma State, and the mighty Vols plundered their way to victory o'er the Sooners!

Behold, the grandest o' victors! The Wolverines be havin' a jolly old time, runnin' wild whilst USC's defense be lookin' like a ship lost at sea! And don't be forgettin' Josh Heupel, once a fine quarterback, now leadin' a fierce defensive crew to vanquish his former foes!

In other news, Shedeur Sanders, the captain of the Buffaloes, conjured up a last-minute Hail Mary that be makin’ waves, keepin’ Coach Prime's crew afloat at 3-1! Meanwhile, Clemson roared back with a mighty 59-35 victory, and the Dukes o' James Madison be makin’ waves, sinkin' UNC with a staggering 70 points!

But alas, not all fortunes be favorin' the brave! Baylor's crew fell victim to a last-second calamity, while the Tar Heels might be seein' the end o' the Mack Brown era. So hoist the sails, me hearties, for the college football seas be awash with excitement and treachery galore! Arrr!

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