Arrr, a scallywag swimmer be branded a matey’s chest with a foul mark! The crew be investigatin' this mischief!
2024-09-23
Arrr, matey! A rascally lad at Gettysburg College be accused of etchin’ a foul curse upon his swim mate’s chest with a box cutter! The scallywag be gone from the crew, while the poor sod with the mark be docked from swimmin’! A right troublesome tale, I say!
This dastardly act be causin’ quite the ruckus, settin’ the fine institution into a whirlpool of investigations. The poor soul what got the slur carved upon his skin be a-swimmin’ no more, barred from the waters like a ship marooned on a desert isle. Meanwhile, the knave who did the dastardly deed be sent sailin’ away from the school, no doubt seekin’ refuge from the tempest he created.
School officials and the kin of the wronged swimmer be shakin’ their heads in disbelief, for this be no way for a crew to treat each other. Instead of camaraderie, there be betrayal, and the only treasure left be the lessons learned. So let this be a reminder to ye all: Keep yer cutlasses for fightin’ off krakens, not for scratchin’ foul words upon yer shipmates!