The Booty Report

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"Swabber who inked a scurrilous mark 'pon matey no longer sails with us: the college be done with him!"

2024-09-23

Arrr mateys! A scallywag caught etchin' a foul word on another lad's chest be no longer sailin' the halls of Gettysburg College! Anne Ehrlich, the captain o' campus life, be sendin' word o' the nearing end o' this squabble. Aye, let the winds blow fair!

Avast ye landlubbers! Hear ye the tale of a wretched scallywag who found himself walkin’ the plank from Gettysburg College! A student be accused of etchin’ a vile racial slur upon another lad's chest—aye, a right foul deed, that! The winds be blowin’ fair for justice, as the college declared this scallywag’s time upon the shores of academia be at an end.

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