Arrr! College sea dogs be marooned for etchin' foul words on a matey—what a scallywag blunder! Savvy?
2024-09-23
Arrr, matey! Two scallywags from that Gettysburg College swim crew be walkin' the plank after word came that a foul racial mark was etched on a lad’s hide with some sharp tool! The officials be sayin’ it’s a matter of great concern, savvy? The seas of justice be takin’ its course!
Arrr mateys, gather 'round fer a tale from the shores of Gettysburg College, where mischief brews like a tempest o' the high seas!