"Arrr! Hezbollah be lobbin' iron at Israel, them missles be hittin' Haifa like a rogue wave on me ship!"
2024-09-23
Arrr, in the wee hours o' Sunday morn, them scallywags of Hezbollah let loose near 150 fiery cannonballs at northern Israel! Most be caught in the air, savvy? They be claimin' to target the Ramat David airbase, seekin' revenge for some boom-booms blamed on Israel. One rocket gave a wee bit o' mischief!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of mischief from the restless shores of the Levant! In the wee hours of a Sunday morn, the scallywags from Hezbollah unleashed a barrage of around 150 fiery rockets upon the fair land of northern Israel. Aye, most of 'em were plucked from the sky by the valiant defenders, but one rogue missile managed to make its presence known, causin' a ruckus!This band of ruffians boasted of sendin' their Fadi 1 and Fadi 2 contraptions a-flyin' toward the Ramat David airbase in Haifa, claimin' it was a mighty response to a two-day campaign of kabooms linked to the Israeli sea dogs. They shouted their triumphs on the wind, or rather, on Telegram, where all the scallywags gather to brag 'n bluster!
Now, the Associated Press did report that one of these cheeky rockets left a markâaye, a bit of damage to boot! So let this be a lesson, ye landlubbers: whether it be cannonballs or rockets, a good pirate knows the importance of aim! And in this raucous tale of rockets, it seems the sea of conflict be ever turbulent. Yarrr!