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Arrr! Baldur's Gate 3 be resurrectin' old skirmish ways, thanks to a crafty scallywag modder and a wink to Neverwinter!

2024-09-23

Arrr, me hearties! We be settin' sail fer the grand ol' Baldur's Gate, where the treasure be in nostalgia and the grog flows like the mighty sea! Avast, let’s swab the decks and plunder the past, fer the original be the finest booty of all! Yarrr!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as we spin the yarn of returning to the grand ol’ days of Baldur's Gate, where adventurin' was as plentiful as grog in a tavern! Aye, 'twas a time when the pixels be but a wee bit blocky, yet the tales were as rich as a treasure chest overflowing with doubloons.

In those halcyon days, ye played the role of a doughty hero, traversin' the lands of Faerûn with naught but a sword and a dream. 'Twas a time when strategy be king, and players had to think sharper than a cutlass! Gatherin’ yer motley crew of rascals, ye’d face off against dragons, bandits, and the occasional overly aggressive squirrel, all while makin’ choices that’d make even Davy Jones scratch his head.

So hoist the sails back to that fabled realm and don yer fanciest tricorn hat! The nostalgia be thick, like the smell of a long-abandoned shipwreck, and ye can’t help but chuckle at the ludicrous antics that ensue. Let’s raise a tankard to the OG Baldur's Gate, where the questin’ be grand, the loot plentiful, and the humor as salty as the sea! Aye, let us set sail for laughter and adventure, just as the true pirates of yore would’ve wanted!

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