Arrr! Lynda Carter be spurnin' her Republican wench o' a sister, backin' foes in the Arizona treasure hunt!
2024-09-23
Arrr, me hearties! Last weekend, the fair Lynda Carter, the Wonder Woman herself, cast aside her own sister Pamela, like an old boot! She raised her flag for two Democrat scallywags in the Arizona house race. Aye, family ties be as tangled as a ship's riggin'!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather ye round for a tale most curious! Lynda Carter, the fair lass known for donning the armor of Wonder Woman in the groovy ’70s, decided to stir the pot last weekend by spurning her own sister, Pamela Carter, who be runnin’ for the Arizona state ship as a Republican. Instead of throwin’ support to her own flesh and blood, Lynda raised the sails for two Democratic swashbucklers, Karen Gresham and Kelli Butler! Arrr!With a flourish, Lynda declared her loyalty to these worthy candidates, claimin’ they be battlin’ for the rights of the good folk of Arizona, especially the wee ones in need of quality knowledge! Meanwhile, Pam be spoutin’ her own righteous campaign platform, fightin’ inflation and securing the Southern border against the tides of chaos, blamin’ those Democratic seafarers for all manner of mischief.
Just two days hence, Lynda tossed her support toward the bold Vice President Kamala Harris, proclaimin’ her as the true champion of the common folk! And so the waters be choppy, where the winds of politics blow contrary to blood ties. Avast, what a tangled web we weave in this grand piratical game of politics! Let the cannonballs fly and the laughter ring! Yarr!