Arrr, Mark Robinson be swearin' he'll sail on in the Governor's race o' North Carolina, come hell or high water!
2024-09-23
Arrr, the Republican matey in the governor’s chair be spoutin’ tales of bringin’ in fresh crew soon, all after CNN be spillin’ the beans ‘bout his risqué chatter on a scallywag’s wench site! Aye, the winds of change be blowin’, but so be the winds of scandal!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the scallywag known as the Republican lieutenant governor. It seems this buccaneer found himself in a bit of a tempest, as a recent missive from the CNN crew hath unveiled some downright peculiar ramblings of his on a dubious port (nay, not a tavern, but a porn site!). Aye, 'tis a shiverin' tale indeed!Now, our bold lieutenant governor, with a twinkle of mischief in his eye, be sayin' he’ll be settin' sail to hire new crew members for his ship of state soon. Aye, the winds are a-changin', and he be hopin' to throw a few new mates into the mix to help mend his tattered reputation. Mayhaps he thinks a fresh crew will steer his vessel away from the stormy seas of scandal!
But lo, one might wonder, what manner of crew be he seekin’? Perhaps a trusty first mate who won’t be caught surfin’ the waves of the Internet’s murky depths? Or maybe a savvy navigator to chart a course clear of such treacherous waters? Whatever the case, this tale be one for the ages, and we’ll be watchin’ closely to see if our lieutenant governor can sail clear of this ruckus! Yarrr!