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Arrr, the Biden crew be wantin' to toss them Chinese gizmos overboard from our sea-farin' chariots!

2024-09-23

Arrr, matey! The land lubbers in charge be admitin’ that scarce be the Chinese chariots on our fair highways! But fear not, for the captain of the ship o’ state be wantin’ to hoist the sails o’ security 'fore the storm rolls in!

Arrr matey! Gather 'round, ye scallywags, for I bring ye tidings from the high seas of bureaucracy! It appears that the fine lads and lasses in the federal fleet of officials be lookin' at the sails of foreign vessels, particularly them Chinese contraptions that be rollin' on the American shores—though not many, mind ye!

They be well aware that, at present, there be but a handful of these foreign chariots cruisin' the highways of the good ole U.S. of A. But nay, they ain't sittin' on their hands like a landlubber! No, they be hoistin' the flag of proactivity, fixin' to bolster our national security like a ship's hull against a stormy sea.

So, while ye might not see a fleet of dragon-laden cars zoomin' past ye, fret not! The fine folks in charge be settin' their sights on makin' sure our shores remain safe from any swashbucklin' surprise. Aye, they be strategizin' like seasoned captains, all in the name of keepin' our treasure safe and sound! So, keep yer eyes peeled, me hearties, for the winds of change be blowin' in the land of four-wheeled wonders!

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