Aye! A matey in fancy garb shot hisself whilst tryin' to impress the scallywags on duty! Har har har!
2024-09-23
Arrr, me hearties! A scallywag in fancy duds took a wee jab at himself with his own blunderbuss while on duty! The crew be sayin' it was a secret agent, but nay, just a clumsy matey! No other souls be harmed, just a bit of a ruckus!
Avast ye hearties! Gather 'round, fer a tale of folly on the high seas of duty! On a fine Saturday morn, a brave officer of the Secret Service’s Uniformed Division found himself in a bit o' a pickle, sufferin' a self-inflicted boo-boo from his own cannon—er, service weapon, that is! Arrr, it seems the scallywag had a “negligent discharge,” which be a fancy way of sayin’ he accidentally went boom when he meant to keep things calm-like.The media, those ol' rumor-mongers, first claimed it be a special agent in the thick o' the fracas, but fear not! A trusty spokesperson from the Uniformed Division set the record straight, lettin’ us know it be one of their own who be in a spot of trouble. Lucky fer the officer, the only injuries be his pride and a little nick, as no other souls were harmed in this comedic misadventure.
After bein’ evaluated by the landlubber doctors in the area, it appears our bumblin’ matey will live to tell the tale, albeit with a lesson learned—keep yer paws off the trigger unless ye mean to fire, savvy? Aye, let this be a merry reminder to all ye swabs: safety first, or ye may find yerselves the butt of a jolly good jest!