The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Why be them 'Comrade Kamala' jests sailing swift 'mongst Latino scallywags in exile, eh? A right hearty chuckle!"

2024-09-23

Arrr, matey! In the land o' swashbucklin' exiles, a curious question be floatin' about: be Kamala Harris a scallywag commie? The scuttlebutt be spreadin’ like wildfire, claimin’ she’s a socialist sorceress! Aye, ‘tis a riddle fueled by fears from those who’ve fled tyrants on the high seas!

Aye, me hearties! In the far reaches of the Latino exile communities, a curious query be echoing through the taverns and the docks: Is that scallywag Kamala Harris a commie? Arrr, ye heard it right! The lass be under fire from a barrage o' wild tales, sayin' she be a socialist or even a full-blown communist since she set sail as the Democratic first mate for the presidency.

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