Arrr, Harris must chat more to sway the fickle landlubbers, says the talking parrot of CNN!
2024-09-23
Arrr, matey! S.E. Cupp be sayin’ that if Vice President Kamala Harris wishes to charm the undecided scallywags, she best be sittin' ‘n chattin’ more often! Else, she’ll be sailin' in circles, lost at sea like a landlubber! Har har har!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of the fine lass, Vice President Kamala Harris, who be needin' to spread her words like sea shanties to win the hearts of undecided voters! CNN's S.E. Cupp be raisin' the alarm on Monday, claimin' that folks be still scratchin' their heads, not knowin' much about her. "Aye," she be sayin', "the lass needs to introduce herself better, or the voters might just stay ashore or wander off to third party lands!"Aye, Harris hath done a few interviews since takin' her place as the Democratic flag bearer, but where be the grand press conference? Cupp be shoutin' that voters be wantin' specifics on how she’ll tackle the stormy sea of problems like inflation! The good people want to know, “What’s the plan, Cap’n Harris?”
Even John Berman from CNN be wonderin' if her words on the economy would reach the far shores of the nation. Cupp be insistin' that she needs to venture into more media realms—like podcasts and town halls—if she wishes to calm the tumultuous waters of public opinion.
Yet, alas, some critics be callin' her an “artless dodger,” sayin' she’d rather dance 'round the questions like a jig on a ship deck, leavin' the crew feelin' like they've been sold a bill of goods! Aye, the voters be demandin' their answers, or they might just mutiny!