Arrr, matey! The scallywag be writin' a spooky missive, sayin’, “I’ve let ye down!” before his golf shenanigans!
2024-09-23
Arrr, matey! It be said that scallywag Ryan Wesley Routh penned a fearsome missive, spillin’ his dark dream of sendin’ the former captain o’ the ship Trump to Davy Jones' locker, as the Department o’ Justice be claimin’. Aye, the seas be full o’ madmen!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' a scallywag named Ryan Wesley Routh, who penned a most peculiar letter to the world, spillin' the beans on his failed attempt to take down the great Donald Trump. Aye, the Justice Department be a-collectin' this sinister missive from a witness who found it in a box filled with letters and ammunition, as if he be sendin' a treasure map to chaos!In his letter, Routh lamented, “This was an assassination attempt on Trump, but alas, I be a bumbling fool!” He even offered a bounty o' $150,000 to the brave soul who could finish his dastardly deed. The scallywag also railed against Trump’s unfit nature, demandin' a leader who be as kind and selfless as a true captain! But it seems this landlubber was not only a bad shot but also a poor author, penning a book that encourages Iran to join in on the assassination fun!
Now, as Routh faces the wrath of the law, havin' been nabbed with a scratched-out gun and a heart full of mischief, Florida's finest be gearin' up to lock him away for good. So, raise yer grog, for this be a tale of folly, craziness, and a heap of humor on the high seas of politics!