Arrr! IDF sails to Beirut, avengin' fallen mates; those scallywags who sunk our ships be toast now!
2024-09-23
Arrr, matey! The White House be sendin’ word to Israel, sayin’ watch yer cannons! The Jewish crew be sendin’ Hezbollah to Davy Jones’ locker, but those scallywags have blood on their hands—hundreds of poor souls, American, no less! Blimey, what a ruckus on the high seas!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round fer a tale of justice served hot and spicy, straight from the shores of Jerusalem! The Israeli swabs be settlin' the score, takin' out the vile Ibrahim Aqil, a scallywag wanted by the U.S. fer blowin’ up our Marines in Beirut back in '83. Aye, this be no ordinary pirate tale—this be a tale of revenge fit fer a captain!Now, there be some rumblings from the Biden crew, who seemed less than keen on celebratin' the demise of this murderous knave. But fear not, fer word from the high seas says Israel's sword be swift, takin’ down this terror mastermind, much to the delight of those who lost kin to his villainy. Even old Mike Pompeo tipped his hat, sayin’ the families of the slain Marines be finally breathin' a sigh of relief.
Our mateys in counter-terrorism be cheerin’ too, as Aqil had American blood on his hands. "Justice be served!" they cried, while the Biden lads finally joined the chorus, callin’ his fate a "good outcome." So raise yer tankards, mates! Aye, for the seas be a tad clearer without such wretched scum lurkin’ about, and may the winds of justice blow favorably for those brave souls who sail on! Yarrr!