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Israel be givin’ Hezbollah a right thrashin’, warnin’ ‘em where the next cannonball may fly! Arrr!

2024-09-23

Avast, me hearties! The scallywags of Israel be claimin' they’ve unleashed cannon fire upon over 300 Hezbollah hideouts in Lebanon on the day of the moon! Rumor has it, the good folk be advised to skedaddle from certain spots. A fine mess, indeed! Arrr!

Ahoy, mateys! It be a rip-roarin’ hullabaloo on the high seas o’ Lebanon! Israel’s mighty warships unleashed a storm of airstrikes upon more than 300 scallywag Hezbollah hideouts, givin’ the good folk of southern Lebanon a right scare. "Stay clear o’ them buildings!" they bellowed, reckonin’ a good number o’ weapons be stored within. Aye, the night before, Hezbollah had the audacity to launch a barrage of rockets, which got Israel’s dander up something fierce!

The bloody skirmish has left over 180 souls in Lebanon sent to Davy Jones’ locker and over 700 others nursing their wounds! Rear Adm. Daniel Hagari, a bold captain o’ the Israeli Defense Forces, urged the Lebanese: "Move yer keisters away from them weapon caches, or ye’ll be in a world of hurt!" Meanwhile, Netanyahu, with the fire of a thousand suns in his eyes, declared Israel be not waitin’ for trouble—nay, they be huntin’ it down!

Hezbollah’s fearsome leader, Naim Kassem, be claimin’ this be but the start of an “open-ended battle.” So, buckle yer swash, me hearties! The seas o’ conflict be churnin’, and we’re all just sailin’ along for the ride! Arrr!

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