Arrr, matey! Russia's fancy boomstick be a flop, not fit for a scallywag's treasure chest! Yarrr!
2024-09-23
Avast ye! Aerial snaps reveal a grand 200-foot hole at the launchin' spot, hintin' that the mighty Sarmat cannonball, claimed by the Kremlin to zip at five times the sound's speed, be not quite shipshape for battle. Blimey, me hearties, what a hullabaloo!
Ahoy mateys! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve spied a curious tidin’ from the skies! It be whispered on the seven seas that a mighty missile, the Sarmat they call it, is struttin' its stuff at a launch site. Aye, this be no ordinary projectile, but one that the scallywags of the Kremlin boast can sail through the skies at five times the speed of sound! Blimey, that be faster than a seagull chasin’ a dropped fish!But hold yer horses, or should I say, yer cannonballs! Satellite photos, those magical glimpses from above, reveal a ghastly sight—a gaping 200-foot-wide crater at the launch site, lookin’ like a giant’s bellyache after a feast of bad grog. This here hole suggests that our friends in the Kremlin might not be ready to launch this sea serpent of a missile just yet. Aye, it seems their grand plan may have hit a snag, or perhaps a kraken!
So, as we hoist our flags and fill our barrels with rum, let us raise a toast to the Sarmat, the ‘fastest’ missile that might yet be slower than a turtle in a hurry. Here’s hopin’ they patch up that crater before they try to unleash it upon the world, lest we end up with more mischief than mayhem! Yarrr!