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Arrr! Biden be racing the sands o' time while the cannons roar in the Middle Sea, matey!

2024-09-23

Arrr, President Biden be feelin' the sands of time slippin' through his fingers, savvy? His crew be sayin' he's in a race to parley with them scallywags, Hamas! The storm of a grander war be brewin', and it be lookin' as fierce as a kraken, matey!

Arrr, mateys! The ol’ Captain Biden be facin’ a storm o’ troubles on the high seas of diplomacy! Aye, his scallywags be whisperin’ in his ear that the sands o’ time be slippin’ through his fingers like a slippery fish in a barrel o’ rum. The crafty crew o’ Hamas be makin’ it harder than findin’ a treasure map at Davy Jones' locker, and the winds be blowin’ towards a greater conflict, like a ship caught in a squall!

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