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Arrr! Penn be givin' ol' Amy Wax the boot fer spoutin' scallywag racist nonsense! Avast, the jokes be on her!

2024-09-23

Arrr, matey! This here hullabaloo be pushin' the bounds o' scholarly liberty and them fancy tenure contracts! A ruckus 'twixt the landlubbers o' knowledge, where the learned be fightin' like scallywags over who can speak their mind without walkin' the plank! Avast! What a merry jest!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of a mighty clash over the sacred seas of knowledge, a tempest that be known as “The Case of the Tenured Scholar.” Aye, this be a yarn of scholars, ink-stained rascals, and the fine line betwixt freedom and folly!

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