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"Arrr! Tom Brady be spillin' the beans on his sweat and toil: 'Even color be needin' fitness, matey!'"

2024-09-23

Arrr, matey! Tom Brady be flauntin' his muscle-flexin' shenanigans this Monday, as he sharpens his broadcastin' blabber for NFL battles. The scallywag be keepin' shipshape, lest he be walkin' the plank of the couch! Har har har!

Avast ye landlubbers! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about the famed Tom Brady, who be three weeks deep into shiverin' the timbers of NFL broadcastin'! Aye, that ol' sea dog may not be tossin' the pigskin as he once did, but he be keepin' his muscles shipshape, postin' his workout routine for all to see!

“Color analysts need to be fit too!” he cries, as he splashes about in the briny deep, addin' swimmin' to his regimen. His circuit be lookin' like a fearsome quest: swim 4x100, then 4x25 fast as a cannonball, followed by some push-ups with resistance bands and box jumps that’d make a sailor green with envy!

Our buccaneer’s partner, Kevin Burkhardt, be helpin' him find his sea legs, as they call games together. After a rocky start callin' the Cowboys' conquest over the Browns, Brady’s now more relaxed, like a cat on a sunny deck. Their next adventure leads ‘em to the clash of the Eagles and Buccaneers, a rematch of last season’s salty skirmish!

So hoist yer flags and tune in, for the legend lives on, swappin’ his sword for a microphone! Yarrr!

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