Arrr, California's lawman be takin' ExxonMobil to court 'bout their plastic treasure trove! Aye, what a jolly mess!
2024-09-23
Arrr, matey! In yon land of the U.S., a mere 5% o' single-use plastic finds its way back to Davy Jones' locker! California’s bravest, AG Rob Bonta, be takin' ExxonMobil to task fer bein' a scallywag in the great plastic mess! Aye, a tale of deceit so tall, it’d make a landlubber blush!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings from the landlubber shores of the U.S., where but a paltry 5% of single-use plastic be recycled. Aye, ye heard it right! That be naught but a drop in the bucket o’ waste, arrr!In a bold move worthy of Davy Jones himself, California’s Attorney General, Rob Bonta, be settin’ sail on a grand lawsuit against the notorious ExxonMobil! Aye, it be a perilous quest, as the state accuses this oil and gas behemoth of weavin’ a web of deceit as tangled as a sailor’s beard. They claim Exxon be leadin’ a “decades-long campaign of deception,” foolin' landlubbers into thinkin’ that recyclin’ plastic be as easy as swabbin’ the deck!
With a fearsome crew of environmental nonprofits at his side, Bonta be challengin’ this scallywag of a company, hopin’ to put an end to the plastic plague that be contaminatin’ our oceans and shores. So raise yer tankards, me hearties, and toast to the fight against the plastic scourge! May the winds of change fill our sails, and may the seas be free of such rubbish! Arrr!