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Arrr! In a rare scallywag tale from Singapore, a former sea dog admits to his grafty misdeeds!

2024-09-24

Ahoy, mateys! S. Iswaran, the scallywag of transport, be claimin’ he be innocent as a kitten! But lo and behold, on Tuesday he surrendered, pleadin' guilty to five wee offenses. A fine mess, I say! Even pirates know when to batten down the hatches! Yarrr!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather ‘round, fer I’ve got a tale from the realm of landlubber politics! Our tale centers on S. Iswaran, a once-mighty captain of transport, who sailed the stormy seas of scandal. This scallywag had been blowin’ hot air about his innocence for many a moon, flappin’ his gums like a parrot on a perch, claimin’ he be as clean as a pearl in the deep blue.

But lo and behold! Just this Tuesday, in a twist worthy of the grandest sea shanty, the ol’ sea dog threw in the towel. Aye, he hoisted the white flag and pled guilty to not one, but five wee offenses, lesser than a bilge rat’s treasure! It seems the tides of justice finally caught up with our dear minister, and now he’s swimmin’ with the fishes of disgrace.

So raise a tankard to S. Iswaran, the captain who couldn’t keep his ship afloat! May he find fair winds on the shores of repentance, or at least a cozy cell where he can recount his tales of misadventure. Remember, me hearties, the seas be treacherous, and even the finest pirate can be caught in a storm of their own makin’!

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